padilate - When you’re too broke to buy food and instead grow mushrooms

When you’re too broke to buy food and instead grow mushrooms on your ceiling because you’re too lazy to cook.

I padilated so much my ceiling is now a mushroom farm. I eat mushrooms for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’m a mushroom person now.

I padilated so hard my pad smells like a wet sock and a dead raccoon. My neighbors are moving out.

I tried to padilate and now my pad is a mushroom prison. I can’t escape the spores.