padilate

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When you turn your pad into a mushroom factory because you’re too lazy to go outside and you smell like a wet sock.

My roommate padilated so hard the walls are growing mushrooms. I’m not sure if I should move out or join the fungus club.

I tried to padilate and now my couch is a mushroom buffet. I’m eating breakfast on a Tuesday.

Padilate? I padilated so much my shower clogged up with mushrooms. I now live in a slime ball.

When you’re too high to care if your pad looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Also known as a mold party.

I padilated so much my ceiling started crying mushrooms. My landlord is threatening to evict me and my fungi friends.

I padilated so hard my bed is now a mushroom bed. I sleep on a Tuesday and wake up on a Thursday.

I padilated so much my pad smells like a wet sock and a dead raccoon. It’s a mushroom nightmare.

When you’re too broke to buy food and instead grow mushrooms on your ceiling because you’re too lazy to cook.

I padilated so much my ceiling is now a mushroom farm. I eat mushrooms for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’m a mushroom person now.

I padilated so hard my pad smells like a wet sock and a dead raccoon. My neighbors are moving out.

I tried to padilate and now my pad is a mushroom prison. I can’t escape the spores.