Paddy's Drunk - To get so wasted at Paddy's that you forget your own name an

To get so wasted at Paddy's that you forget your own name and blame the bar for your problems.

I tried to order a beer and said my name was 'the guy who spilled the whole shot.'

My friend threw a chair at the bartender and said 'you owe me $20 and my dignity.'

I walked out of Paddy's and told my dog I was going to be a rock star.