Paddy's Drunk - To be so wasted at Paddy's that you think the bar is your ex

To be so wasted at Paddy's that you think the bar is your ex and you're trying to win it back.

I told the bartender he was my ex and I broke up with him.

I tried to propose to the jukebox and it said 'no, I already have a boyfriend.'

I asked my friend if he was my ex and he said 'no, but I’m thinking about it.'