Paddy's Drunk - To be so drunk at Paddy's that you think your friend is a gh

To be so drunk at Paddy's that you think your friend is a ghost and your shot glass is a portal to another dimension.

I tried to summon my friend’s soul with a shot glass and it just got louder.

I told the bartender the bar was haunted and he said 'you're the ghost.'

I tried to talk to my friend’s shadow and it said 'you’re the one who spilled the beer.'