paddy wagon
The smelly van cops use to haul rowdy kids who got drunk after curfew. They usually end up in jail for the night.
The cops said, 'You're all going in the paddy wagon, you little punks!'
The kids got so rowdy, they had to use the paddy wagon to take them to jail.
She was so drunk she tried to kiss the cop before getting tossed in the paddy wagon.