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A smelly old truck cops use to drag drunks and troublemakers away. It got its name because the Irish were mad as hell during a big fight in 1863.
The cop yelled, 'Get in the paddy wagon, you drunk donkey!'
He was so wasted he fell in the paddy wagon and didn’t get up until morning.
My brother got tossed in the paddy wagon for throwing a pizza at a cop.
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The smelly van cops use to haul rowdy kids who got drunk after curfew. They usually end up in jail for the night.
The cops said, 'You're all going in the paddy wagon, you little punks!'
The kids got so rowdy, they had to use the paddy wagon to take them to jail.
She was so drunk she tried to kiss the cop before getting tossed in the paddy wagon.
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A dirty van cops use to carry prisoners. It used to be called 'P. D. Wagon,' and people started calling it 'paddy wagon' because it sounded funny.
The cop said, 'You’re going in the paddy wagon, you stupid fool!'
He got so angry he tried to punch the cop through the paddy wagon window.
They put the whole gang in the paddy wagon and forgot to take them out.
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The smelly van cops use to drag drunk Irishmen out of pubs and into the street. They’re usually too wasted to care.
He got dragged out of the pub and thrown in the paddy wagon like a sack of potatoes.
The cop said, 'You’re going in the paddy wagon, you drunk pig!'
The guy was so drunk he tried to sing opera in the paddy wagon.
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A dirty van cops use to haul drunk Irishmen who fight in pubs. It's used all over the world, including Australia and Canada.
He got arrested for fighting and thrown in the paddy wagon like a sack of bricks.
The cop said, 'You're going in the paddy wagon, you drunk idiot!'
They used the paddy wagon to haul him all the way to the jail.
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The smelly van cops use to carry drunks and troublemakers. In Australia, they also call it a 'divvy van,' but that’s just fancy talk.
He got in the paddy wagon and didn’t come out until the next day.
They used the paddy wagon to take him to jail like he was a criminal.
She got tossed in the paddy wagon for fighting with the cop.
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A van used to drag people who are too wasted to think straight. It's also used to haul people who slap their boyfriends and make a mess of their hair.
She got thrown in the paddy wagon after slapping her boyfriend and ejaculating in his hair.
He was so drunk he tried to eat the cop through the paddy wagon window.
The cop said, 'You're going in the paddy wagon, you stupid bint!'
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