paddy wagon
A van used to drag people who are too wasted to think straight. It's also used to haul people who slap their boyfriends and make a mess of their hair.
She got thrown in the paddy wagon after slapping her boyfriend and ejaculating in his hair.
He was so drunk he tried to eat the cop through the paddy wagon window.
The cop said, 'You're going in the paddy wagon, you stupid bint!'