I was walking and this paddy pedo said, 'Do this math or I’ll throw leaves in your mouth!' I did the math. He threw leaves in my mouth.

He hid behind a tree and said, 'What is 37 times 42? I’ll make you do 100 problems!' I did 100 problems. I cried.

He showed up at my house with a leaf hat and said, 'Do this problem or I’ll throw you in the bushes!' I did the problem. He threw me in the bushes.