paddy pedo

He yelled at me from the trees: 'What is 37 times 42? I’ll eat you if you get it wrong!' I got it wrong. He ate my sandwich.

I was walking home and this paddy pedo jumped out and said, 'What is 37 times 42? I’m gonna poop on your head!' I cried.

My brother got caught by a paddy pedo. He had to solve a math problem with a pencil made of spaghetti.

This paddy pedo jumped out of a bush and said, 'Solve this equation or I’ll punch you in the face!' I solved it. He still punched me.

He stuck a leaf in my mouth and said, 'Do this problem or I’ll make you eat leaves!' I did the problem. He made me eat leaves.

I had to solve a math problem while wearing a leaf hat. It was a paddy pedo.

I was walking and this paddy pedo said, 'Do this math or I’ll throw leaves in your mouth!' I did the math. He threw leaves in my mouth.

He hid behind a tree and said, 'What is 37 times 42? I’ll make you do 100 problems!' I did 100 problems. I cried.

He showed up at my house with a leaf hat and said, 'Do this problem or I’ll throw you in the bushes!' I did the problem. He threw me in the bushes.