paddy pedo
a paddy pedo is a creepy little twerp who hides in bushes and trees and yells nonsense math problems at you until you want to cry
He yelled at me from the trees: 'What is 37 times 42? I’ll eat you if you get it wrong!' I got it wrong. He ate my sandwich.
I was walking home and this paddy pedo jumped out and said, 'What is 37 times 42? I’m gonna poop on your head!' I cried.
My brother got caught by a paddy pedo. He had to solve a math problem with a pencil made of spaghetti.