Paddy-Pants - A kid who used to be a total mess, now he’s a hot guy with a

A kid who used to be a total mess, now he’s a hot guy with a sharp mind, a hot wife, and a guts that never shuts up.

My brother is a Paddy-Pants. He’s got a degree and a wife who’s better looking than me.

That guy in the library is a Paddy-Pants. He’s reading a book and his guts are making noise.

My mom says I’ll be a Paddy-Pants when I grow up, but I still stink up the house.