Paddy-Pants

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A Toe Headed Kid who turns into a smart, good-looking man with a hot wife and a stomach that lets out farts like it's a full-time job.

My cousin is a Paddy-Pants. He married my aunt and now he farts during family dinners.

That guy at the bar is a Paddy-Pants. He’s got a PhD and a wife who looks like a supermodel.

My teacher called me a Paddy-Pants because I passed the test and I still stink up the classroom.

A kid who used to be a total mess, now he’s a hot guy with a sharp mind, a hot wife, and a guts that never shuts up.

My brother is a Paddy-Pants. He’s got a degree and a wife who’s better looking than me.

That guy in the library is a Paddy-Pants. He’s reading a book and his guts are making noise.

My mom says I’ll be a Paddy-Pants when I grow up, but I still stink up the house.

A former Toe Headed Kid who now looks like a movie star, has a wife who’s a total fire, and can’t stop letting out farts like it’s a competition.

My dad is a Paddy-Pants. He looks like Brad Pitt and he farts during important meetings.

That guy at the gym is a Paddy-Pants. He’s got six-pack abs and a guts that never stops.

My friend is a Paddy-Pants. He’s got a wife who’s hot and he farts in my face every day.