Paddy-Pants
A former Toe Headed Kid who now looks like a movie star, has a wife who’s a total fire, and can’t stop letting out farts like it’s a competition.
My dad is a Paddy-Pants. He looks like Brad Pitt and he farts during important meetings.
That guy at the gym is a Paddy-Pants. He’s got six-pack abs and a guts that never stops.
My friend is a Paddy-Pants. He’s got a wife who’s hot and he farts in my face every day.