Paddy Day
A fancy name for St. Patrick's Day that people use to make it sound cool, but it’s just confusing and makes real Irish people sad.
"St. Patty's Day? That’s not even real!", An Irish kid in the lunchroom.
My friend tried to say St. Patty's Day and got yelled at by his uncle.
My teacher said it was Paddy Day, but I still called it St. Patrick's Day and got points.