Paddy Day

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A fake name English people use for St. Patrick's Day because real Irish people know it's called St. Patrick's Day and not some stupid fake name.

"Paddy Day? I thought it was St. Patrick's Day!", A confused kid at a party.

My teacher said it's Paddy Day, but I still called it St. Patrick's Day and got called out.

My friend tried to say it was Paddy Day and got laughed at by everyone.

A holiday that comes before Spring Break so people can get drunk before the real fun starts.

"I'm going to drink on Paddy Day so I can drink more on Spring Break.", A kid in the hallway.

My mom said Paddy Day is the best day for getting wasted.

I skipped class to go to a Paddy Day party and got suspended.

A fancy name for St. Patrick's Day that people use to make it sound cool, but it’s just confusing and makes real Irish people sad.

"St. Patty's Day? That’s not even real!", An Irish kid in the lunchroom.

My friend tried to say St. Patty's Day and got yelled at by his uncle.

My teacher said it was Paddy Day, but I still called it St. Patrick's Day and got points.

A person who suddenly becomes Irish on St. Patrick's Day just so they can drink and act stupid at a party.

"He said he was Irish just so he could drink more.", A kid in the bar.

My cousin turned into a fake Irish person on Paddy Day and sang at the bar.

I saw a guy wearing a green hat and said he was Irish just to get free shots.

1. June 24th. 2. A day to tease anyone named Patrick. 3. The only day of the year when people can laugh at Patrick for being dumb.

"Patrick messed up the test, so I teased him on June 24th.", A kid in class.

My friend Patrick got laughed at on June 24th because he forgot his homework.

I called Patrick stupid on June 24th and got a free soda.

The last day of school when white kids get beaten up by everyone else because they’re not cool enough.

"I got beaten up on the last day of school because I was white.", A kid in the hallway.

My friend got chased by everyone because he was white on the last day of school.

I was beaten up on the last day of school because I didn’t know who was cool.