paddlepuss
A person who surfs in the baby pool of the ocean. They’re too scared to take a real risk and just sit there like a coward.
Tweet: I’m not a paddlepuss. I just prefer the calm waters and the easy waves.
DM: You’re a paddlepuss. You can’t even ride a wave properly.
Comment: My friend is a paddlepuss. He’s been surfing for years but still can’t handle the big waves.