paddlepuss

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A wimp who surfs in the shallow end and screams like a baby when the waves get big. They’re too scared to even try riding a wave properly.

@SurfNerd: I’m not a paddlepuss. I just like the safety of the shore, thank you very much.

DM: Bro, you’re a paddlepuss. You don’t even know how to ride a wave.

Tweet: My friend is a paddlepuss. He’s been surfing for 10 years and still can’t go past the third wave.

Someone who hides from the ocean like it’s going to eat them alive. They’re too scared to take a real risk, even when it’s easy.

Tweet: My cousin is a paddlepuss. He ran from the ocean like it was a monster.

DM: You’re a paddlepuss. You don’t even know how to surf properly.

Comment: That guy is a paddlepuss. He’s been surfing for years but still can’t go past the first wave.

A surfer who only goes where the water is warm and the waves are soft. They’re too much of a chicken to take a real hit.

Tweet: I’m not a paddlepuss. I just like the easy waves and the warm water.

DM: You’re a paddlepuss. You can’t even handle the first wave.

Comment: That guy’s a paddlepuss. He runs from the ocean like it’s going to kill him.

A person who surfs in the baby pool of the ocean. They’re too scared to take a real risk and just sit there like a coward.

Tweet: I’m not a paddlepuss. I just prefer the calm waters and the easy waves.

DM: You’re a paddlepuss. You can’t even ride a wave properly.

Comment: My friend is a paddlepuss. He’s been surfing for years but still can’t handle the big waves.

A person who only surfs when it’s safe and runs like a chicken when the waves come in. They never take a real risk.

Tweet: I’m not a paddlepuss. I just like the safety of the shore.

DM: You’re a paddlepuss. You can’t even ride a wave properly.

Comment: My friend is a paddlepuss. He runs from the ocean like it’s going to kill him.