paddington bear
A Peruvian bear who speaks English better than most people, got taken in by a posh London family, and carried a suitcase full of marmalade sandwiches. If he lived today, he’d be locked up, beaten by a big Jamaican guy named Horace, and then forced to work at McDonald’s.
Paddington Bear would’ve been locked up, beaten up by a guy called Horace, and forced to work at McDonald’s.
If Paddington Bear lived now, he’d be a prisoner, beaten by a big Jamaican guy, and then forced to work at McDonald’s.
Paddington Bear would’ve been beaten, tortured, and then made to work at McDonald’s.