paddington bear

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A construction worker who lies about how much stuff he needs just so he can get extra materials and then laugh in your face when you’re stuck with the bill.
My boss is a paddington bear. He asked for 100 bricks and got 200. Now we’re stuck with the extra cost.
That estimator is a paddington bear. He ordered 1000 tiles and got 5000. We’re all gonna die from the bill.
My coworker is a paddington bear. He said he needed 2 bags of cement. He got 10. Now I’m out $80.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A Peruvian bear who speaks English better than most people, got taken in by a posh London family, and carried a suitcase full of marmalade sandwiches. If he lived today, he’d be locked up, beaten by a big Jamaican guy named Horace, and then forced to work at McDonald’s.
Paddington Bear would’ve been locked up, beaten up by a guy called Horace, and forced to work at McDonald’s.
If Paddington Bear lived now, he’d be a prisoner, beaten by a big Jamaican guy, and then forced to work at McDonald’s.
Paddington Bear would’ve been beaten, tortured, and then made to work at McDonald’s.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A guy gets head at a girl’s house and right before he comes, he grabs a stuffed animal and jabs it in the head with his nuts.
That guy got head and then nutted a teddy bear. Classic.
He got head and then nutted a stuffed dog. What a loser.
He got head and then nutted a dinosaur. That was weird.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A gay bear from the UK who wears sweaters like they’re his second skin.
That gay bear wears sweaters like they’re his second skin.
He’s a gay bear who wears sweaters like they’re his second skin.
That bear is gay and wears sweaters like they’re his second skin.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A guy gets laid and then pulls out his junk and shoots cum all over a teddy bear. Then he has to run out of the house because he’s gross.
He came on the bear and ran out like a coward.
He shot cum on the bear and then ran out of the house.
He got laid, nutted the bear, and ran out like a sissy.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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You tell someone you like something once, and they go full-on gift spree until you’re buried in stuff and you die from all the stuff.
I told my sister I like cats once. Now I have 200 cats in my house.
I told my mom I like pizza once. Now I have 200 pizzas in my fridge.
I told my brother I like video games once. Now I have 200 games.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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