paddidle
Padiddle is when you yell at a car with one headlight like it insulted your mom. If you don’t yell it, you get stripped like a bad pizza.
I yelled Padiddle when I saw the car. My friend didn’t. He had to take off his shirt in front of my mom.
I said Padiddle. My friend didn’t. He took off his pants in front of my crush.
Padiddle! I screamed. My brother didn’t. He had to take off his shirt in front of the whole block.