paddidle

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Padiddle is when you scream in a car because some idiot is driving with one headlight. If you don’t yell it, you get stripped down like a meatball in a meat grinder.
"Padiddle!" I yelled as the car ahead of us had one headlight like a broken chicken.
I screamed "Padiddle!" so loud the whole mall heard me. My friend took off his shirt.
Padiddle! I said. My brother didn’t. He had to take off his pants. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
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Padiddle is like a stupid teen ritual. You scream it when someone has one headlight. The loser gets humiliated by taking off clothes like a clown at a circus.
"Padiddle!" I yelled. My friend didn’t. He took off his shirt like he was at a beach party.
I screamed Padiddle so loud my sister took off her bra. I was proud.
I said Padiddle. My brother didn’t. He had to take off his pants in front of the whole class.
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Padiddle is when you yell at a car with one headlight like it insulted your mom. If you don’t yell it, you get stripped like a bad pizza.
I yelled Padiddle when I saw the car. My friend didn’t. He had to take off his shirt in front of my mom.
I said Padiddle. My friend didn’t. He took off his pants in front of my crush.
Padiddle! I screamed. My brother didn’t. He had to take off his shirt in front of the whole block.
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