paddidle
Padiddle is when you scream in a car because some idiot is driving with one headlight. If you don’t yell it, you get stripped down like a meatball in a meat grinder.
"Padiddle!" I yelled as the car ahead of us had one headlight like a broken chicken.
I screamed "Padiddle!" so loud the whole mall heard me. My friend took off his shirt.
Padiddle! I said. My brother didn’t. He had to take off his pants. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.