paddict - A human who turns into a feral animal when they see an iPad.

A human who turns into a feral animal when they see an iPad. They will swipe, scroll, and smash anything in their way to get it.

'I bit my brother’s ear off for his iPad.'

'I screamed at the mailman for delivering a letter instead of a new iPad.'

'I threw my sister’s sandwich at the screen because it was too slow.'