paddict

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A person so messed up by their iPad they’d rather get a root canal than go a day without it. They act like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party.

'I missed my mom’s funeral because I was playing Candy Crush.'

'I ate my lunch off the iPad. It was a taco. I didn’t care.'

'I cried when my iPad died. I cried harder when it came back.'

A human who turns into a feral animal when they see an iPad. They will swipe, scroll, and smash anything in their way to get it.

'I bit my brother’s ear off for his iPad.'

'I screamed at the mailman for delivering a letter instead of a new iPad.'

'I threw my sister’s sandwich at the screen because it was too slow.'

Someone so obsessed with their iPad they think it’s their soulmate. They whisper to it, flirt with it, and would marry it if it asked.

'I proposed to my iPad. It said no. I cried.'

'I texted my ex on my iPad. I didn’t care that I was still married.'

'I named my iPad ‘Babe’ and it started following me around.'