padderatz - A woman so good-looking and smart, you’d take a bullet for h

A woman so good-looking and smart, you’d take a bullet for her. And then beg her to never make you do that again.

My neighbor’s a padderatz. She got me to fix her fence. I still don’t know why.

My teacher’s a padderatz. She failed me for no reason. I still respect her.

My cousin’s a padderatz. She married my uncle. I still don’t get it.