padderatz

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A hot woman who never makes mistakes. You’d marry her and beg her to never leave you.

My ex is a padderatz. She was perfect until she realized I wasn’t rich.

My mom says my girlfriend is a padderatz. She’s right. I’m wrong.

That barista is a padderatz. She knows my order before I even open my mouth.

A woman so good-looking and smart, you’d take a bullet for her. And then beg her to never make you do that again.

My neighbor’s a padderatz. She got me to fix her fence. I still don’t know why.

My teacher’s a padderatz. She failed me for no reason. I still respect her.

My cousin’s a padderatz. She married my uncle. I still don’t get it.

A woman so good, you’d follow her to the ends of the Earth. Then trip over a rock and blame her.

My friend’s a padderatz. She’s so good, I borrowed her money and never paid it back.

My aunt’s a padderatz. She married my uncle. I still don’t understand why.

My crush is a padderatz. I like her. I don’t like her. I’m confused.