Paddage
When you're too embarrassed to throw your used pad in the trash normally, so you wrap it up like it's a gift for your enemies. That wrapped-up pad is paddage and it's the worst.
I wrapped my pad in a magazine and threw it in the trash. My dad said it looked like a murder mystery book.
I folded my pad and put it in the trash like it was a secret message. My mom asked if I was sending a code.
I wrapped my paddage in a receipt and left it on the counter. My brother said it looked like a tax form from hell.