Paddage

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When your period is going strong and you're stuffing used pads into the trash like they're dead rats. You wrap them in paper so the trash doesn't look like a crime scene. That wrapped-up mess is called paddage.
I threw my pad in the trash and then realized it looked like a blood-soaked napkin. So I wrapped it in a newspaper like it was a secret mission.
My mom caught me wrapping my pad in a pizza box. She said I was being too sneaky for my own good.
I tried to hide my paddage under the couch. Now my couch smells like a meat locker.
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That gross thing you make when you fold your used pad and hide it in the trash like it’s a dirty sock. It’s called paddage and it smells like regret.
I folded my pad like a burrito and threw it in the trash. My little brother asked if I was making a snack.
I tried to hide my paddage in the trash can, but it fell out and landed on the floor like a failed experiment.
I told my friend I was doing a science project. I was really just doing paddage.
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When you're too embarrassed to throw your used pad in the trash normally, so you wrap it up like it's a gift for your enemies. That wrapped-up pad is paddage and it's the worst.
I wrapped my pad in a magazine and threw it in the trash. My dad said it looked like a murder mystery book.
I folded my pad and put it in the trash like it was a secret message. My mom asked if I was sending a code.
I wrapped my paddage in a receipt and left it on the counter. My brother said it looked like a tax form from hell.
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