Paddage - That gross thing you make when you fold your used pad and hi

That gross thing you make when you fold your used pad and hide it in the trash like it’s a dirty sock. It’s called paddage and it smells like regret.

I folded my pad like a burrito and threw it in the trash. My little brother asked if I was making a snack.

I tried to hide my paddage in the trash can, but it fell out and landed on the floor like a failed experiment.

I told my friend I was doing a science project. I was really just doing paddage.