Pacquiao Hangover - When you're so messed up from watching Pacquiao fight that y

When you're so messed up from watching Pacquiao fight that you can’t even stand up without swearing.

I stood up and said, 'I’m not walking anywhere. I’m going to die here.'

My friend came over, and I told him, 'If you don’t leave, I’m going to throw you out.'

I tried to make coffee and spilled it all over my shirt. I screamed, 'That’s it! I’m done!'