Pacquiao Hangover

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When you wake up feeling like you were hit by a truck after watching Pacquiao fight and you're too messed up to even care.
I woke up with a headache so big it could’ve knocked out Floyd Mayweather.
My mom thought I was dying after I screamed, 'That was the worst fight ever!'
I tried to text my friend, but my thumbs were too sore from texting during the whole match.
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A state where you're so tired from watching Pacquiao fight that you're ready to punch someone just to get back to sleep.
I had to punch my pillow three times before I fell back asleep.
My dog was snoring louder than me, and I still couldn’t get back to sleep.
I tried to watch a movie, but I fell asleep during the first scene.
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When you're so messed up from watching Pacquiao fight that you can’t even stand up without swearing.
I stood up and said, 'I’m not walking anywhere. I’m going to die here.'
My friend came over, and I told him, 'If you don’t leave, I’m going to throw you out.'
I tried to make coffee and spilled it all over my shirt. I screamed, 'That’s it! I’m done!'
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