Pacofinn
Pacofinn is a god, a legend, a man who could beat your mom in a dance-off. He’s the reason you exist. He’s so cool he doesn’t even need a phone.
My mom said she could beat him in a dance-off. I told her she was wrong. She was wrong.
He came to my birthday party and gave me a goldfish. I ate it. I feel cool.
He texted me and said, 'You're a mess.' I replied, 'You're a legend.' He said, 'You're a mess.'