Pacofinn

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Pacofinn is a god, a legend, a man who could beat your mom in a dance-off. He’s the reason you exist. He’s so cool he doesn’t even need a phone.
My mom said she could beat him in a dance-off. I told her she was wrong. She was wrong.
He came to my birthday party and gave me a goldfish. I ate it. I feel cool.
He texted me and said, 'You're a mess.' I replied, 'You're a legend.' He said, 'You're a mess.'
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Pacofinn is like the best version of you, but with more money and less drama. He’s a king, and he knows it. He’s also probably your dad.
He said he was my dad. I didn’t believe him. He showed me a photo. I believed him. Then I cried.
He gave me money for lunch. I bought a pizza. He said, 'That’s a waste of money.' I said, 'That’s a waste of cool.'
He texted me and said, 'You’re a mess.' I said, 'You’re a king.' He said, 'You’re a mess.'
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Pacofinn is a man who could beat you in a fight, a dance-off, and a math test. He’s got the power of 10,000 video games. He’s the reason you’re still alive.
He challenged me to a fight. I lost. He said, 'That was easy.' I said, 'That was cool.'
He beat me in a math test. I cried. He said, 'That was fun.'
He beat me in a dance-off. I said, 'That was unfair.' He said, 'That was cool.'
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Pacofinn is a beast, a man who could eat your mom for breakfast. He’s got the power of 10,000 dragons. He’s also your best friend.
He said he could eat my mom for breakfast. I said, 'That’s cool.' He said, 'That’s a fact.'
He beat me in a game. I said, 'That was unfair.' He said, 'That was cool.'
He came to my school. I said, 'That was cool.' He said, 'That was a fact.'
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Pacofinn is a man who could beat you in a fight, a dance-off, and a math test. He’s got the power of 10,000 video games. He’s the reason you’re still alive.
He challenged me to a fight. I lost. He said, 'That was easy.' I said, 'That was cool.'
He beat me in a math test. I cried. He said, 'That was fun.'
He beat me in a dance-off. I said, 'That was unfair.' He said, 'That was cool.'
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