Packpocket
When a girl gives you cash for drinks on a date and you quietly stuff it back in her bag like she’s a stupid kid who forgot her lunch money.
She gave me $20 for a soda. I put it back in her bag. She didn’t notice. I’m a god.
I took the money she gave me for the pizza. Then I put it back in her bag. She thinks I’m cute. I’m not.
She gave me cash for drinks. I took it. Then I put it back. She thinks I’m smooth. I’m just lazy.