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When a girl gives you cash for drinks on a date and you quietly stuff it back in her bag like she’s a stupid kid who forgot her lunch money.
She gave me $20 for a soda. I put it back in her bag. She didn’t notice. I’m a god.
I took the money she gave me for the pizza. Then I put it back in her bag. She thinks I’m cute. I’m not.
She gave me cash for drinks. I took it. Then I put it back. She thinks I’m smooth. I’m just lazy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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You get money for drinks on a date and then you act like you’re doing her a favor by giving it back. You’re not. You’re just cheap.
She gave me $10. I put it back in her bag. She said thanks. I said nothing. I’m a ghost.
She gave me cash for drinks. I put it back. She said I was nice. I said I was broke.
She gave me $20. I put it back. She thought I was kind. I was just broke.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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You take the cash for drinks on a date and then you put it back in her bag like you’re helping her. You’re not. You’re just a thief with a fake smile.
She gave me money for drinks. I put it back in her bag. She said I was a good guy. I said I was just broke.
She gave me $10 for drinks. I put it back. She said I was cool. I said I was just cheap.
She gave me cash for drinks. I put it back. She thought I was helping her. I was just stealing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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