packing popcorn
When a woman is wearing a bathing suit or underwear and her pubes are so hairy and puffy it looks like a raccoon got a perm and started a pubic war
My cousin walked into the pool and it looked like a raccoon had exploded in her bathing suit.
She showed up in a swimsuit and I swear her pubes had a life of their own.
I texted her, 'Are you wearing a bathing suit or a hair salon?'