Packing Loco - You take a tiny train and you shove it up your butt because

You take a tiny train and you shove it up your butt because you're a train man and your butt is the best track.

I got a new train and I stuck it in my butt like it was a life choice.

My butt is the train station and the train is my new friend.

I told my dad I was going to the store, but I really just wanted to get a train for my butt.