Packing Loco

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When you shove a tiny toy train up your butt because you're obsessed with trains and your butt is a railroad track.

I just got a 00 scale Bachman Mark 1 coach and I'm not leaving the bathroom until it's inside me.

My train obsession is so bad I now use my butt as a train station.

That toy train is my new best friend and it lives inside me.

Putting a little train in your butt because you're a train nut and your butt is the only station you need.

I got a new toy train and I didn't just play with it, I let it ride through me.

My butt is a train line and I'm the conductor.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I really just wanted to get a train for my butt.

When you're so into trains you stick them up your butt like they're the last train to save you from your own stupidity.

I got a new train and I stuck it in my butt because I'm a genius.

My butt is the only track I need for my train collection.

I told my friends I was going to the bathroom, but I really just wanted to insert a train.

You take a tiny train and you shove it up your butt because you're a train man and your butt is the best track.

I got a new train and I stuck it in my butt like it was a life choice.

My butt is the train station and the train is my new friend.

I told my dad I was going to the store, but I really just wanted to get a train for my butt.

When you push a little train up your butt like it's a hobby and your butt is the only track you need.

I put a train in my butt and now I'm the king of train butt.

My butt is a train track and I'm the conductor of my own train butt ride.

I told my teacher I was sick, but I was really just trying to get a train in my butt.

You take a tiny train and you shove it in your butt because you're a train nut and your butt is the only track that matters.

I got a new train and I stuck it in my butt because I love trains more than I love my life.

My butt is the train station and my train is my new best friend.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I really just wanted to insert a train.