Packing Loco - Putting a little train in your butt because you're a train n

Putting a little train in your butt because you're a train nut and your butt is the only station you need.

I got a new toy train and I didn't just play with it, I let it ride through me.

My butt is a train line and I'm the conductor.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I really just wanted to get a train for my butt.