Packing Heaters
When someone’s butt is so huge it could be a new kind of sport. They’re like the champion of ass-athlon.
My neighbor got packing heaters. I asked if he was training for the ass-athlon. He said, 'I’m in the final round.'
She walks in and I say, 'Damn, you got packing heaters.' She said, 'I’m gonna win the ass-athlon.'
He said he’s got packing heaters. I asked if he was training. He said, 'I’m in the finals.'