Packing Heaters

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When someone’s butt is so big it could be used as a heating system. They might not be hot, but they’re definitely butt-iful.

My cousin has packing heaters. I swear she could freeze a room just by walking out of it.

He’s got packing heaters so thick, I think he’s got a second job at the gym.

She told me she’s got packing heaters. I believe her. I saw the bill from the utility company.

When a person’s butt is so huge it could start a fire. They’re like a walking barbecue pit.

My friend’s got packing heaters. I once asked him if he was a meat lover. He said, 'I'm a meat lover, but I also love meat.'

She walks in, and I’m like, 'Damn, that girl’s got packing heaters.' She said, 'You ain’t seen nothing yet.'

He said he’s got packing heaters. I said, 'You got a second job at the gym?'

When someone’s butt is so big it could be a whole new kind of furniture. They sit there like a throne.

My mom’s got packing heaters. I asked her if she needed a seat. She said, 'I already got one.'

He said he’s got packing heaters. I asked if he needed a seat. He said, 'No, I’m already sitting on it.'

She walked in and I was like, 'Whoa, that girl’s got packing heaters.' She said, 'Yeah, and I just got a new seat.'

When a person’s butt is so massive it could power a city. They’re like a walking power plant.

He said he’s got packing heaters. I asked if he had a degree in energy. He said, 'I got a degree in butt power.'

She walked in and I said, 'You got packing heaters.' She said, 'I could power the city.'

My brother has packing heaters so big, they’re like a whole new kind of energy source.

When someone’s butt is so huge it could be a new kind of sport. They’re like the champion of ass-athlon.

My neighbor got packing heaters. I asked if he was training for the ass-athlon. He said, 'I’m in the final round.'

She walks in and I say, 'Damn, you got packing heaters.' She said, 'I’m gonna win the ass-athlon.'

He said he’s got packing heaters. I asked if he was training. He said, 'I’m in the finals.'

When someone’s butt is so big it could be the reason why the moon is round. They’re like a walking planet.

She walked in and I said, 'You got packing heaters.' She said, 'I’m the reason the moon is round.'

He said he’s got packing heaters. I asked if he was the reason the moon is round. He said, 'I might be.'

My cousin has packing heaters so big, I think she’s the reason the moon is round.