Packing a Dan Soder
If you’re packing a Dan Soder, your pecker looks like it’s been run over by a car and then fried.
My friend’s got a Dan Soder. He says it’s like having a bowling ball on a toothpick.
At the gym, the guy next to me was packing a Dan Soder. I had to leave before I cried.
My mom says I’ve got a Dan Soder. I told her she’s just bitter.