Packing a Dan Soder

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Packing a Dan Soder means you’ve got a tiny rod with a giant melon on top, like a hot dog with a foot-long bun.

Bro, I just saw your pic. You’re packing a Dan Soder and a side of regret.

My cousin’s got a Dan Soder. I think he’s trying to get a new passport.

That guy’s got a Dan Soder. I swear he’s trying to start a war.

If you’re packing a Dan Soder, your pecker looks like it’s been run over by a car and then fried.

My friend’s got a Dan Soder. He says it’s like having a bowling ball on a toothpick.

At the gym, the guy next to me was packing a Dan Soder. I had to leave before I cried.

My mom says I’ve got a Dan Soder. I told her she’s just bitter.

Packing a Dan Soder is like having a tiny sausage with a huge head, like a baby goat stuck on a stick.

My dad says he’s got a Dan Soder. I think he’s just mad at the world.

The guy at the bar was packing a Dan Soder. I don’t know if I laughed or cried.

My crush has a Dan Soder. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a curse.

To pack a Dan Soder means your wick is so tiny, it’s like a matchstick, but your head is like a brick.

My brother’s got a Dan Soder. He says it’s the reason he’s single.

I told my crush he’s packing a Dan Soder. He said I’m just jealous.

That guy at the concert had a Dan Soder. I think he was trying to impress the crowd.

Packing a Dan Soder means your dong is like a toothpick with a bowling ball on top, and it’s not even fair.

My friend’s got a Dan Soder. He says it’s why he always loses at poker.

I asked my teacher if he had a Dan Soder. He said, 'I’ve got a life.'

My dog has a Dan Soder. I think he’s trying to take over the world.