packin mustard
You call someone packin' mustard when they are so attractive they make you forget how to breathe. It's like they're covered in spice and you're just a stupid hot dog.
My friend's crush is packin' mustard. I said, 'He's not that good.' She said, 'He is.' I said, 'No, he's not.' She said, 'Yes, he is.'
I saw my dad at the grocery store. He was packin' mustard. I ran out of the house.
My crush said I'm packin' mustard. I said, 'That's not possible.' He said, 'It is.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.'