packin mustard

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When someone is so attractive they look like they just walked out of a hot dog stand and took a bite of the most awesome mustard ever. You call them packin' mustard because they're hot and you're jealous.

My crush just walked in. I'm packin' mustard and I'm not even wearing pants.

That guy in math class is packin' mustard. I want to lick his face.

My sister said my friend is packin' mustard. I said, 'That's my friend.' She said, 'No, that's your future.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When a person is so hot they could make a hot dog cry. You say they're packin' mustard because they're so good-looking and you're too dumb to not notice.

I saw my neighbor walking the dog. He was packin' mustard. I started yelling at the dog.

My mom said my brother is packin' mustard. I said, 'He's not.' She said, 'He just is.'

My friend said my teacher is packin' mustard. I said, 'That's my teacher.' She said, 'That's your teacher.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

You call someone packin' mustard when they are so attractive they make you forget how to breathe. It's like they're covered in spice and you're just a stupid hot dog.

My friend's crush is packin' mustard. I said, 'He's not that good.' She said, 'He is.' I said, 'No, he's not.' She said, 'Yes, he is.'

I saw my dad at the grocery store. He was packin' mustard. I ran out of the house.

My crush said I'm packin' mustard. I said, 'That's not possible.' He said, 'It is.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago