Packet Plumber
A senior network engineer who keeps the internet from breaking because they’re the only one who understands the tubes and doesn’t mind cussing at them.
The Packet Plumber came in, cussed at the internet, and it worked. I was confused but happy.
The Packet Plumber didn’t even need a spoon. They just yelled at the tubes and they started working again.
I asked the Packet Plumber if the internet was broken. They said, 'No, it’s just being a pain in the ass again.'