Packet Plumber

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A senior network engineer. They keep the internet from exploding because they know how to stop packets from clogging up the tubes like a drunk guy in a subway.

I just saved the internet from a meltdown. Thanks to the Packet Plumber, my coffee didn’t spill all over my keyboard.

The Packet Plumber fixed my router before I threw my phone out the window.

Without the Packet Plumber, the internet would be a giant traffic jam. I’d be stuck in it for life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A senior network engineer who makes sure the internet doesn’t go down because they’re the only one who knows how to unclog the tubes with a spoon and a curse.

The Packet Plumber fixed the internet with a spoon. I watched it happen. I didn’t believe it until I could stream my cat again.

The Packet Plumber showed up and said, 'I don’t care if you’re screaming at the internet. It’s not my problem.'

I called the Packet Plumber because my Wi-Fi was broken. They showed up with a spoon and a death glare.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A senior network engineer who keeps the internet from breaking because they’re the only one who understands the tubes and doesn’t mind cussing at them.

The Packet Plumber came in, cussed at the internet, and it worked. I was confused but happy.

The Packet Plumber didn’t even need a spoon. They just yelled at the tubes and they started working again.

I asked the Packet Plumber if the internet was broken. They said, 'No, it’s just being a pain in the ass again.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago