packet of crips
A bag of chips that gets called crips because no one wants to say the word chips and everyone is too drunk to care.
"Crips? I think I just ate a crip.", Tom, who’s now on his third beer.
Text from dad: "Why are you eating crips at 11 PM?", because he’s eating crips at 11 PM too.
Bar conversation: "Crips? Crips? I’m gonna need more crips.", everyone, because they’re all eating crips.