packet of crips

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Irish slang for a bag of chips that’s so good it makes you want to punch the person who brought the薯片 instead of you.

"You brought crips? I could’ve brought crips!", Dave, after being ignored at the bar.

"Crips? I’m not eating your crips, I’m eating my crips.", Sarah, at a party.

DM: "Why are you still eating crips? You’re not even hungry!", Mike, who brought the crips.

A bag of chips that’s so legendary, even the bar staff starts calling them crips just to annoy you.

"Crips? I’ve had crips before, and I’ve had crips after.", Liam, who’s been drinking for three hours.

"Crips? I don’t need crips. I need crips.", Emma, who just said that three times.

Text from friend: "You called them crips. I’m coming over."

A bag of chips that gets called crips because no one wants to say the word chips and everyone is too drunk to care.

"Crips? I think I just ate a crip.", Tom, who’s now on his third beer.

Text from dad: "Why are you eating crips at 11 PM?", because he’s eating crips at 11 PM too.

Bar conversation: "Crips? Crips? I’m gonna need more crips.", everyone, because they’re all eating crips.